REQUEST FOR HOMEWORK INFORMATION
Because of the number of students who do not seem to know when a homework problem is due, or other necessary information, I am making the following form available.
However, to make sure that you are not just a lazy bum, or were sleeping, or hitting on the girl/guy sitting next to you while I was trying to give you the information, I will require that you get at least four other students from the class to co-sign this form. That should be easy since if I forgot to give you the information, they won’t know either, and will also be trying to find out.
Request for missing information (Circle one or more):
Date due
Load on member
Length of beam
Type of soil
Color of paint
Mass of earth
Poisson’s ratio
My name
Your name
Other (please specify) ___________________________________________________
Signed
by original complainant
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And
four sub-complainants
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